Saturday 3 April 2010

Take a left then second on the right & it's 80 miles doon the road.

A few years back I'm walking down Buchanan Street in search of lunch. It was summer & there was loads of tourists cuttin aboot.

I’m approached by 4 HUGE Americans & one of them is armed with a map. She asks “Excuse me, Hi there I was wondering if you could help us with some directions” so I says “sure no problem where is it your wanting to go?” & she leans in & shows me the map & says “well we were wondering if you could give us directions too OH – BAN?”. OBAN,…. OBAN…….WIT!!! Eh hullo who ama? David Urquhart!!!!

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